Judges panel. Photo by Cody Neathery.
Similar to Bo Jackson, Alice Laussade is a skilled dual threat on the
field of life. No, she doesn't play football or baseball,
but she writes at a comedic elevation rivaling Dallas'
sky erection (Reunion Tower), and she can throw one hell of
a party -- all for a reputable cause.
Started as a backyard contest among friends, 2012 was the first
year Meat Fight was open to the public. It's an event like no other held in
town.
With 300 tickets selling out quickly and weighing down the upstairs floor at
Sons of Hermann Hall, they were able to raise $20,000 for the National Multiple
Sclerosis Society. With much appreciation and gratitude toward all involved,
Alice had a bigger plan for the following year.
Tiffany Derry.
Photography by Cody Neathery.
Hosted at Four Corners Brewery this year, with the same blue print
as before, the city’s best chefs came together to cook barbecue --
something none of them typically dabble in at their restaurants.
Usually, you will find Omar Flores
piecing together seafood dishes like a puzzle at Driftwood while Tiffany
Derry can sculpt elegant American cuisine. Other notable
chefs included, Brian Luscher, owner of the Grape, Neighborhood
Services Chef Jeff Bekavac, David Uygur of Lucia with Nathan Tate
from close by Boulevardier in Bishop Arts, and Café Momentum's Chad
Houser, among others.
The twist to the contest was that the best
barbecue slingers from across the state would be judging their
meat products. After winning "best brisket" in 2012, Slow Bone's Jack Perkins
was on the judging panel along with Tim Byres of Smoke, Stephen Joseph of
Riverport Barbecue, Dallas' very own barbecue highbrow and Texas Monthly's
Barbecue Editor, Daniel Vaughn, Stanley's Famous Pit's Nick Pencis, Justin
Fourton of Pecan Lodge, and the ZZ Top of barbecue, Lockhart Smokehouse's Will
Fleischman.
Matt and Nick
Offerman, Daniel Vaughn and Nick Pencis. Photo by Cody Neathery.
Adding to the table of judges was a celebrity of sorts
-- the ultimate kick in the pants. Nick Offerman
is a man who knows as much about wood as he does growing a voluptuous
mustache. He also portrays Ron Swanson on NBC's Parks and Recreation. On the
show and in real life, he is the turbulent meat loving, government disapproving,
whiskey guzzling craftsman.
Sporting a noble beard with an uncanny thirst for craft
beer and hunger for smoked meat was Nick's brother Matt Offerman, who made the pilgrimage as a second
guest judge. After a hearty conversation with Matt, one would discover his
love of craft beer comes from being a brewer at Solemn Oath brewery in
Illinois.
Team Meatallica's
meat things. Photo by Cody Neathery.
With 500 tickets selling out within 5 minutes this year, doors opened at 4
pm for VIP ticket holders and 5 pm for general admission. All in attendance
were bamboozled by a cornucopia of cooked animal and yes, there were veggie
options for the extra-terrestrials cloaked in human flesh walking amongst
the carnivores.
Three teams slugged it out for idol-like trophies of gold spray
painted animals. Team Notorious P.I.G. anchored by Derry took home awards for
best ribs, sausage and fish while Luscher's band, Meatallica, carried the
best brisket award back to their kitchen. Scrappy team, Cool Arrows, led by
fearless leader and rib diver, Houser, unfortunately wound up empty handed -- but seemingly had a fun time doing so.
Bacon donuts from
Hypnotic Donuts.Photograph by Cody Neathery.
With the first annual 'Uncle Benjamin's Meatvember Beard Pageant' (which I made to
the second round before a woeful dismissal) and live auction
concluded, Laussade and husband Mike, made an announcement, followed by a
raucous cheer from the crowd.
The total raised by Meat Fight for this year
was $50,000, thus pulverizing last year's amount. And therefore, more than
doubling her vision whilst raising the awareness of the fight
against Multiple Sclerosis. Although being stalked by a woman convinced I was a reporter who had calmed Lady Gaga during an interview on Good Morning Texas, I give this two beefy thumbs up for a great night and an even better reason to break meat.